For those who strive not to achieve, here are the basics you need to work towards:

Succeed At Procrastination Perfect Zero-tasking Be A Failure Do Not Be Original Practice Poor Networking Do Anything To Get A “Yes” Be A Poor Judge of People

Remember to read the whole article on how to actually succeed at each of these habits, and, of course, if you don’t want to be mediocre, use it as a guide of what not to do.